Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Ask the Maui Monster



Hey Maui,
I came across this picture, and wondered if there is any relation between you and the Guinness Book of World Record holder for the hairiest man?

Thanks,
Auntie Mel


Dear Auntie Mel...
I used to think so. Then this happened...


They took my dreads. They took my ears. They even took my beard. What's a Barbet without a barbe? It's a dog with severe identity issues.

There are a few silver linings to this dark, dark cloud, though: I'm much cooler (maybe not aesthetically, but definitely thermally), and my blingy collar is much more pronounced. If past growth is any indication of future growth, I should be back to normal in no time.