Before and After

The coin came up tails.

Grampa Tony: Uh...Maui?

Me: Yes, Grampa?

Grampa Tony: I wanna talk to you about the fifty bucks you won at Superbowl.

Me: Yeah, it was great! I'm thinking about splurging for a taste of Swedish Moose Cheese.

Grampa Tony: Do you know how it makes me look to my friends giving money to a dog?

Me: You should be more concerned about what they think of you being on the dogblog.

Grampa Tony: The what?

Me: We've gone over this.