True Petriot Love

Ozzie Ossington

Ozzie Ossington is a buddy of mine in the building. That's him over there on the right. If Yoda and Chewbacca had a love child, it'd look like Ozzie.

Ozzie was named after Ossington Avenue, which is the closest main street to our place. I was named after either a tropical island or a strain of marijuana. Either one works for me.

24 hours I'll never get back

The most productive thing I did today was this blog entry. I'm not proud, but it is what it is. Back to sleep. Again.

The tough decisions of daily life

Deciding where to nap is more difficult than you'd think. In bed I get a comfy mattress, six pillows and a lovely northern view of the city. In the corner nook I'm closer to the page 7 action, the fridge, and the cheese in the fridge. The stress of it all is so tiring; which actually works out pretty well.

Ask The Maui Monster

Dear Maui Monster

I'm a 15 pound lap-dog trapped in a 110 pound German Shepherd's body. I want to let my true self out, but I'm afraid my people won't accept me for who I really am, not to mention the ridicule I'll probably get in the park. What should I do?

Confused

Dear Confused...

Sometimes, you just gotta go for it.

That's what I'm talkin' about

Whenever I can tell that we're gonna walk down to Queen Street, I get this giddy feeling like today might be the day Heel Boy puts their treat bowl back outside. Today was the day.

Doggleheads

I had a dream last night that my likeness was stolen to make the first "Dogglehead" and it became the most successful chachka of all time. Then Dan and Tiia bought one because they thought it kinda looked like me, and I spent the rest of my life being taunted by me.