This is what winning looks like

Dan and I have been playing the same game for years: he puts out my food, I don't eat it, he eventually tosses some cheese in the bowl.

Sometimes it gets hard to hold out, especially after a long walk. I've come with a strategy to get me through the hunger pangs: naming off my favourite cheeses in alphabetical order. I've never had to make it all the way to Zwitser, but I'm fairly confident I can do it.

End scene.