I'd be a great hit man because no one would see me coming. They'd be all like 'oh, what a cute dog...what breed is h..." BANG!
Of course, the lack of thumbs eliminates a gun as my weapon of choice. And a knife is also out. Rope? No. Lead pipe? Candlestick? I didn't think this career choice through. Although, on more than one occasion, Tiia thought a fart of mine would kill her. So perhaps a half brick of marble and 25-40 minutes can be my weapon of choice? I could be known as Agent Orange. Rick James could play me in the movie.
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