Mmmm...eye gunk.

I have inverted eyelashes. Now, I know what you're thinking – how would you bat inverted eyelashes to get what they want? The answer is, you don't; which is why I whine instead. It may be half as cute, but it's twice as effective.

Having inverted eyelashes does come with its benefits, though. Actually, it only comes with one benefit, but it's a good one: I wake up every morning with the yummiest goo in the side of my eye.

I came to know of its yumminess a few years ago when I licked some off of Tiia's finger a few years ago, and now it's kind of become a tradition with us. That, and cheese.