Dear Captain of the Princess of Acadia,
This afternoon, my peeps and I rode your lovely boat from Saint John to Digby and your "no dogs on deck" rule forced me to stay in the car, alone for three hours in the bowels of your vessel, while Dan and Tiia got to enjoy the fresh maritime air, the beautiful vistas and the surprisingly warm breeze. I just want to let you know that, had you let me come up, I would have been way better behaved than the obnoxiously loud group of pre-teen singing girls who ruined Dan's nap (or so I heard).
I had to eat in the basement like an animal. Wait a minute...
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